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You make the food. Someone else makes the money.
There are four ways to take orders. Three of them are costing you customers, cash, or control. Let's compare.
of customers won't call back if their first call goes unanswered
average order value lost every time you miss a call
of staff time spent per phone order on average
Compare Your Options
Every solution has trade-offs. Here's how Alfred stacks up.
| BENEFITS | DELIVERY APPSDoorDash/Uber | PHONE SYSTEMS | ALFRED AI |
|---|---|---|---|
| Predictable Flat-Rate Pricing | 15-30% per order | Unpredictable labor costs | $997-$1,797/month. Period. |
| Zero Platform Commissions | $3K-$9K/mo stolen | N/A | Keep 100% of your revenue |
| You Own Your Customer Data | They steal your customers | Build YOUR customer list | |
| Intelligent Upselling Built-In | Staff too busy | +$2-5 per order automatically | |
| Transparent Pricing | Hidden fees everywhere | Overtime, benefits, turnover | Standard processing: 2.9% + $0.30 |
| Takes Orders 24/7/365 | Limited hours | 8-hour shifts only | Never closes, never sleeps |
| Handles 500+ Orders Simultaneously | 2-3 at a time max | Unlimited capacity | |
| Frees Staff for Hospitality | Forces you offline | Ties up your team | Focus on the dining room |
| Zero Training Required | Complex integration | 2-4 weeks onboarding | Live in 5 minutes |
| Never Calls In Sick | PTO, turnover, no-shows | 100% uptime guaranteed | |
| Never Forgets Allergy Notes | Inconsistent | Human error | Perfect memory, zero liability |
| Remembers Every Regular's Usual | Only star employees | Personalized for 10,000+ customers | |
| Consistent Brand Voice | Generic experience | Varies by employee | Your tone, perfectly, always |
| TCPA Compliance Built-In | Your problem | Your problem | Legal protection included |
| Customers Order Via Text Message | Requires app download | No app, no login, just text | |
| No Account Creation | Mandatory signup | Order in 10 seconds | |
| Works Nights, Weekends, Holidays | Limited | Extra pay required | Same rate, every day |
| No POS Integration Required | $5K-15K integration | Manual entry | Simple dashboard, done |
And that's just the start.
Alfred also...
Notice the pattern?
Here's what your current system costs you:
- Delivery apps take 30% of every order ($36,000/year on $10K/month in sales)
- Phone systems take 15+ hours per week of your team's time
- Staff turnover costs you $5,000+ per employee to replace
- Missed calls lose you $2,000-5,000/month in revenue
Alfred costs $997/month and makes you money.
The choice is obvious.
Here's the thing. You already have a robot.
It's just tired, expensive, and sometimes quits on a Saturday night.
Your employee answers the phone: "Hi, thanks for calling, how can I help you?"
They say it 200 times a day. Same script. Same tone. Same words.
That's not human connection — that's a human doing a robot's job.
And here's what it costs you:
- They can only take one call at a time
- They mishear orders when it's loud
- They have good days and bad days
- They forget regulars' names
- They can't work 24/7
- They eventually quit
What if the robot work was done by an actual robot — so your humans could be human again?
This is what AI should be used for.
Not to replace humans. To reconnect them.
Let AI handle logistics
Phone orders are data entry. Let the machine do machine work — take the order, confirm it, process payment, send updates.
Let humans handle connection
Your staff should be talking to the customer at the counter, not the one on hold. Eye contact beats hold music.
Everyone wins
Customers order in 30 seconds. Staff focuses on hospitality. You keep every dollar. Alfred never complains.
How Alfred Works
AI isn't here to replace your team. It's here to free them.
Right now, your employees are robots. Let's change that.
Think about it. Your employee answers the phone with the same script, 200 times a day. "Hi, thanks for calling..." That's not hospitality — that's data entry.
What if your team could actually talk to people again?
Customer texts
No app. No account. No hold music. Just a text message to your restaurant's number.
Alfred responds
Instant, intelligent, and sounds exactly like you want. Takes the order, confirms it, collects payment.
Kitchen receives
Order appears on your dashboard instantly. One click to mark ready. Customer gets notified automatically.
Remembers everyone
Regulars get recognized. Preferences saved. "Your usual?" becomes automatic.
Never sleeps
2am craving? Holiday rush? Alfred's ready. No overtime. No sick days.
Always accurate
No mishearing "pepperoni" as "pepper only." Every order confirmed in writing.
Alfred handles orders. Your team handles people.
Your employees stop being phone operators. They start being hosts. The person at the counter gets eye contact. The regular gets remembered.
See the difference. Side by side.
Left: What happens when you miss a call. Right: What happens with Alfred.
Slick's Pizza
Calling...
Without Alfred
Missed calls = Lost revenue
Live Order
What's happening here
- Customer texts your restaurant number directly — no app needed
- Alfred responds instantly, handles mods, upsells naturally
- Payment link sent via text — no card on file needed
- Kitchen gets the order instantly on your dashboard
Upsell Revenue
Avg Response
Try typing "allergies" or "menu" to see Alfred adapt.
Try Alfred on Your Phone
We're launching a live demo soon. Be the first to text Alfred and see it work in real-time.
No spam. Just one email when the live demo is ready.
Build your SMS AI. In minutes.
No code. No complexity. Just fill in your restaurant details and Alfred handles the rest.
Pepperoni Pizza
$18.99
Supreme Pizza
$21.99
Changes update in real-time
< 5 min
Setup Time
Zero
No Code Required
48 hours
Live in
24/7
Support
Less than minimum wage. Better than your best employee.
$997/month. Flat. No per-order fees. No commission. No surprises.
Let's talk about what you're already paying.
Before you see Alfred's price, let's do some math.
Your Phone Employee
$15/hr × 30 hrs/week × 4 weeks
Third-Party Fees
$50K revenue × 30% to DoorDash
Missed Calls
5 calls/day × $30 avg × 30 days
You're spending up to
on ordering — and you might not even realize it.
Alfred
Everything included. No hidden fees.
- Unlimited SMS orders
- AI that sounds like your brand
- Smart upselling built-in
- Remembers every customer
- Real-time order dashboard
- Analytics & insights
- Priority support
- 48-hour setup
No contract. No setup fee. Cancel anytime.
How many orders to pay for Alfred?
If Alfred brings in just 2 extra orders per day, he's paid for himself.
Everything after that is profit you weren't making before.
Still not sure? We get it.
No contracts
Month-to-month. Cancel anytime. No fees.
Live in 48 hours
Upload menu. We set up Alfred. Taking orders tomorrow.
Talk to a human
Questions? We're real people. hello@alfredeats.com
Payment processing: 2.9% + $0.30 per transaction (industry standard, not us)
AI isn't coming. It's here.
The restaurants that win in the next five years won't be the ones with the biggest budgets. They'll be the ones that figured out how to do more with less.
The only question is whether you're building that future — or waiting for it to happen to you.
What we believe
Time is the real currency
Every minute on the phone is a minute away from the food, the craft, the people who came to see you.
Technology should serve people
Not the other way around. AI exists to give you time back, not take your job away.
Hospitality is human
Alfred handles transactions so your team can handle relationships. That's the point.
Because the best restaurants aren't built on technology. They're built on passion. Technology just clears the path.
Ready to meet Alfred?
See how AI-powered ordering works for your restaurant. No pressure, no pitch — just a demo.